A Letter for a Marine...
A marine was deployed to Afghanistan.
While he was there, he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter, she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of herself back. So the marine did what any other man would do...He went round to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 24 pictures of women (with and without clothes) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note:- "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
Here's a late Christmas Pressie for you . . . Don't you just hate those really naff jokes you get in Christmas Crackers?!
There's always someone who has to read them out loud to you,- presumably hoping for peals of laughter for their trouble. If the gags were good, there may be a faint chance that they would succeed, but they never are. Fear not, I have the answer here for you,- my 'Neverending Joke Book'. Just click on the link and you will be taken to a page where you can get the book absolutely FREE,- 'cause I'm such a nice guy. CLICK HERE
The Modern Mystic League's Magical Christmas Party, and Father Christmas, has come and gone and everyone thoroughly enjoyed themselves. This was thanks mainly to our two magicians Paul Guy and Paul Joyce,- two gents who are masters of entertaining our younger brethren.
If you were there then you will know what a great 'do' it was...if you weren't, well you can see some amazing pictures on the website c/o Joe Gilmour who not only produces our amazing website, but also some amazing pictures too. CLICK HERE to go to our website and then click the link 'SLIDESHOW' on the right for a view of Joe's handywork. Memories Are Made Of This ! 
| Who I Am . . .
Donald Monk's the name and I'm a Lancashire lad living in Blackburn.
I'm a retired Children's Home Manager, a semi-professional Magician, a Cartoonist / Illustrater, a trainee Millionaire and an all round nice guy. 
This is me,- handsome devil aint I ? With this blog I aim to provide you with lots of interesting, useful, amusing and even amazing things as we move along our merry way. October, 2009 was the start of this blog and also my 63rd birthday,- yes I'm really an 'owd codger' as they say here in Lancashire (You might find that I digress into Lancashire dialect sometimes and, if you're a foreigner, feel free to ask for a translation). 
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