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Donald's Blog http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2// en-us Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:19:19 GMT Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:31:14 GMT http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/ BlinkWeb Free Website Editor 1.0 I'm going to my Magic Club... http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/04/i-m-going-to-my-magic-club--c0bd7/ A CHRISTMAS PRESSIE FOR YOURSELF ? . . .

I'm going to my Magic Club in Blackburn this Sunday to see a guy lecture who is my sort of performer.
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His name is David Hemingway and comedy magic has been his game for many a year.
If there's any magicians reading this that wants to see this exclusive lecture then just go to OUR WEBSITE to find out more details.
You'll be most welcome.

]]> Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:12:28 GMT http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/04/i-m-going-to-my-magic-club--c0bd7/#post789463 I went to the gym to-day... http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/03/i-went-to-the-gym-to-day--c0ae3/ A CHRISTMAS PRESSIE FOR YOURSELF ? . . .

I'm going to my Magic Club...

I went to the gym to-day...
They've got a new machine in.
Only used it for half an hour and started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything,- Kit Kats, Mars bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot!

]]> Fri, 30 Mar 2012 9:45:44 GMT http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/03/i-went-to-the-gym-to-day--c0ae3/#post789219 Fuel Prices Up Again!!! http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/03/fuel-prices-up-again--c07b1/ A CHRISTMAS PRESSIE FOR YOURSELF ? . . .

I'm going to my Magic Club...

Fuel Prices Up Again!!!
Maybe my free pdf will help?
You'll find it HERE.

]]> Sun, 04 Mar 2012 12:54:23 GMT http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/03/fuel-prices-up-again--c07b1/#post788401 Want to see something really amazing? http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/02/want-to-see-something-really-amazing--c056e/ A CHRISTMAS PRESSIE FOR YOURSELF ? . . .

I'm going to my Magic Club...

Want to see something really amazing?
These are actually carved from real books using surgical tools.
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Click this picture to see more of these amazing sculptures.....

]]> Sun, 26 Feb 2012 21:19:25 GMT http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/02/want-to-see-something-really-amazing--c056e/#post787822 Great Gag . . . http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/02/great-gag--c03b4/ A CHRISTMAS PRESSIE FOR YOURSELF ? . . .

I'm going to my Magic Club...

A great gag from a great comedy magician and colleague Peter Dean.....
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'My wife was mortified when her PIP breast implant ruptured and began slowly leaking industrial grade silicone!
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However, she's now had her nipples pierced and we've been able to seal around the bath, shower tray and hand basin!'

]]> Sun, 19 Feb 2012 17:33:57 GMT http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/02/great-gag--c03b4/#post787380 Make the most of your job . . . http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/02/make-the-most-of-your-job--c037d/ A CHRISTMAS PRESSIE FOR YOURSELF ? . . .

I'm going to my Magic Club...

Make the most of your job . . .
No matter what your job,-
try to make it interesting . . .

This isn't one of my cartoons, but one that my friend Rawden discovered and sent to me.
It's a good 'un, in't it?

]]> Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:09:53 GMT http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/02/make-the-most-of-your-job--c037d/#post787325 Julie Andrews Celebrates Her 70th . . . http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/02/julie-andrews-celebrates-her-70th--c01ef/ A CHRISTMAS PRESSIE FOR YOURSELF ? . . .

I'm going to my Magic Club...

Julie Andrews celebrates her 70th . . .
This'll make you chuckle !

To commemorate her 70th birthday, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall.
One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favourite Things' from the legendary musical 'The Sound Of Music'.
Here are the lyrics she used . . .
(Go on,- sing along !)

Botox and nose drops and noodles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and more dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up with string,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

When the pipes leak. When the bones creak.
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favourite things.

When the joints ache. When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Ms Andrews recieved a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores.

]]> Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:21:31 GMT http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/02/julie-andrews-celebrates-her-70th--c01ef/#post786927 Out With The Old . . . http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/01/out-with-the-old--c0060/ A CHRISTMAS PRESSIE FOR YOURSELF ? . . .

Julie Andrews Celebrates Her 70th . . .

Out with the old.....
(well, not too old)
and in with the new(er).
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Joe Gilmour replaces me as the President of our magic society, The Modern Mystic League, here in Blackburn.
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Joe is also our webmaster and you can see his work HERE....Brilliant!

]]> Fri, 20 Jan 2012 11:12:49 GMT http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/01/out-with-the-old--c0060/#post786528 Bum Boys?! http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/01/bum-boys--c0018/ A CHRISTMAS PRESSIE FOR YOURSELF ? . . .

Julie Andrews Celebrates Her 70th . . .

Wearing your trousers halfway down yer bum and the crotch hanging around yer knees.....a crazy fashion (!) statement if ever I saw one.
Are they held up with double sided sticky tape?

Could this be an explanation ?

]]> Sat, 14 Jan 2012 23:21:33 GMT http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2012/01/bum-boys--c0018/#post786456 A Letter for a Marine... http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2011/12/a-letter-for-a-marine--bfd9b/ A CHRISTMAS PRESSIE FOR YOURSELF ? . . .

Julie Andrews Celebrates Her 70th . . .

A Letter for a Marine...

A marine was deployed to Afghanistan.
While he was there, he received a letter from his girlfriend.
In the letter, she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.
She also wanted the pictures of herself back.
So the marine did what any other man would do...He went round to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find.
He then mailed about 24 pictures of women (with and without clothes) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note:-
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

]]> Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:51:09 GMT http://www.magicmonksolutions.com/2/2011/12/a-letter-for-a-marine--bfd9b/#post785819